Seriously, no seriously WTF

We'll one day till we split. Took inventory of the have to have items and then a pile of the if they fit items. To me this looks like allot of stuff. To my wife this is way to much. She was like WTF how are you gonna fit all that on your bike. 3 times packing it up and taking it off and I think I figured it out. It is gonna suck straight up. But I fit it all so if the shit hits the fan I will just start throwing stuff to the wind. Fuck how needs a sleep mat anyway? Wait I do. I also got a new phone with a fairly decent camera built in so you should see updates as the trip progresses or digresses, which ever come first. Feel free to text me now also it feels weird to have a new fancy phone but you are also talking to a dude that had never used a computer until he was 30. I borrowed my bosses side bag and he made explicit instructions to be nice to them. So I cut some holes in the side and ran some hose clamps to hold them on. Thanks pal.